"Who lost the keys to the clown car?"

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dethqveen

revanant-dreams asked:

It's not hard for Eerie to pick James up when he's shuffling around up to no good.

He walks up behind Eerie, placing his hands on their sides and just hoists them up. Waving them around for a bit before turning them around to look at him, he them gives them a kiss on the lips and just smiling st their significant other, cause he wants too!

dethqveen answered:

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Eerie was in front of a shelf and looking for a book for their research, with their arms reached up. That’s when they have sensed James’ presence as he moved towards them.

They briefly turned to look over their shoulder, arms up, to see what he was up to… But he has already took a hold of them by then. It caused the witch to freeze and blush darkly feeling his strong and big hands on them.

Eerie was as light as a feather as he picked them up effortlessly while they kicked with their feet in the air.

They grumbled while he moved them around and kissed them.

❝ Dork ❞ They grumbled some more… but James would know it’s affectionate. They snaked their arms around his shoulders and pressed their forehead with his.

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revanant-dreams

“Ah! But you see, I am YOUR dork and YOUR problem, ” he said rather smugly as he rested his forehead against theirs, gently moving around the room and holding the enby off the ground. He would call it dancing, but…their feet ya know… not on the ground

“Just wanted a little close time with you, hope you don’t mind”

swampwitchtonx
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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation  @OKWildlifeDept If you’re outdoors in these temperatures you need to be primarily drinking water.   NOT red bull, NOT iced coffee,  NOT that purple stuff all over tiktok,   W👏A👏T👏E👏R (followed by peanut gallery commentary and sassy retorts)ALT
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authortobenamedlater

Just reblogging for some Oklahoma rep.

sarnakhwritesthings

hydrate or diedrate 

not a request

ms-demeanor

Okay but genuinely: any beverage that doesn’t contain alcohol will help you to hydrate. Iced tea, juice, and lemonade are really good things to drink. Sports drinks and sodas are good things to drink. Coffee and red bull are fine things to drink. Caffeine is a mild diuretic but the effect is not strong enough for the caffeine to cancel out the amount of water in coffee or an energy drink.

When you’re trying to stay hydrated you want to drink things that are as much water as possible, and things like sodas and coffee and energy drinks have a lot of sugar and caffeine and other stuff that isn’t water.

But if you are more likely to actually drink a 32oz slurpee than a 12oz cup of water please drink the fucking slurpee.

Look. The moisture in bread counts toward the amount of water you need to consume in a day to stay hydrated. Eating celery and cucumber and watermelon can help you stay hydrated.

If you are somewhere hot and you are sweating profusely it can actually be a problem if you are just guzzling plain water because that can cause an electrolyte imbalance; if you’re sweating a lot and drinking a lot of fluids to keep up, make sure you are also getting some salt in you (rehydration packets are much, much better for this than Gatorade is!)

But yeah a lot of people see posts like these and think that coffee will dehydrate you or that having a Coke doesn’t count as drinking fluids and that’s just incorrect.

If you don’t like or can’t drink plain water for whatever reason, please don’t feel bad if you add tea or flavoring drops or lemons and sugar to it.

Anyway. One of the easiest ways to tell if you’re dehydrated is to pee! If you aren’t producing much urine in the course of a day or if your urine is dark, you almost certainly could use some more fluids. Have some water. Or some juice. Or a popsicle. Or some soup. Or a cup of coffee.

Have whatever will allow you to most easily put liquids in your body and don’t feel bad if those liquids taste like sugar or tea.

(Though alcohol actually does impact how your body produces urine and can actually dehydrate you, so if you are drinking alcohol in this weather drink a lot of water to avoid dehydration)

start-where-i-end

Thanks for this addition, because these “water or nothing” posts piss me off a lot.